Bread Makes You Fat!?

The musings of a mad man

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I honestly cannot remember the last time I felt this shit when it wasm’t self inflicted. Stotting headache, throat like razor blades, sickly feeling and all when I have a full day of teaching, an NQT meeting and a sixth form open evening to lead for our department. Git on.

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askmrtorgue:

ONE HALF EARTH-HOUR AGO, BORDERLANDS THE PRE-SEQUEL WENT GOLD!
IT IS READY TO BE PLACED IN YOUR BADASS HANDS!!!
YOUR TICKET TO BLOWING UP THE MOON IS ON ITS WAY!
SO GET READY TO GRAB SOME ROCKETS AND STRAX THE SH*T OUT OF THAT CELESTIAL BODY.
IT HAS HAD IT TOO GOOD FOR TOO LONG!
PRE-ORDER NOW AND GET A CHANCE TO KICK IT IN THE JUNK TWO EXTRA TIMES!!!!!!
I PROMISE YOU IT IS THE GREATEST EXPERIENCE OF THIS OR ANY LIFETI-
HOLD THE F*CK UP, I AM DISCREETLY BEING HANDED A MEMO
AND I AM NOW BEING ASKED NOT TO SHOUTCAST MY OPENING OF THE LETTER
I AM NOW READING THE LETTER
…
…
SAVING THE MOON!?
WHAT THE F*CK!?
SOMEONE CALL MY AGENT AND GET THIS AD PULLED RIGHT THE HELL NOW! I HAVE ENTERED INTO A CONTRACT ON FALSE PRETENSES, RENDERING THE CONTRACT NULL AND VOID!
DO NOT BUY BORDERLANDS THE PRE-SEQUEL. THE MOON DOES NOT BLOW UP. BOYCOTT! GIRLCOTT! OUTSIDETHEGENDERBINARYCOTT!
I AM MISTER TORGUE FLEXINGTON, AND I DO NOT APPROVE MY OWN MESSAGE

askmrtorgue:

ONE HALF EARTH-HOUR AGO, BORDERLANDS THE PRE-SEQUEL WENT GOLD!

IT IS READY TO BE PLACED IN YOUR BADASS HANDS!!!

YOUR TICKET TO BLOWING UP THE MOON IS ON ITS WAY!

SO GET READY TO GRAB SOME ROCKETS AND STRAX THE SH*T OUT OF THAT CELESTIAL BODY.

IT HAS HAD IT TOO GOOD FOR TOO LONG!

PRE-ORDER NOW AND GET A CHANCE TO KICK IT IN THE JUNK TWO EXTRA TIMES!!!!!!

I PROMISE YOU IT IS THE GREATEST EXPERIENCE OF THIS OR ANY LIFETI-

HOLD THE F*CK UP, I AM DISCREETLY BEING HANDED A MEMO

AND I AM NOW BEING ASKED NOT TO SHOUTCAST MY OPENING OF THE LETTER

I AM NOW READING THE LETTER

SAVING THE MOON!?

WHAT THE F*CK!?

SOMEONE CALL MY AGENT AND GET THIS AD PULLED RIGHT THE HELL NOW! I HAVE ENTERED INTO A CONTRACT ON FALSE PRETENSES, RENDERING THE CONTRACT NULL AND VOID!

DO NOT BUY BORDERLANDS THE PRE-SEQUEL. THE MOON DOES NOT BLOW UP. BOYCOTT! GIRLCOTT! OUTSIDETHEGENDERBINARYCOTT!

I AM MISTER TORGUE FLEXINGTON, AND I DO NOT APPROVE MY OWN MESSAGE

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I do not understand the need for the heating to be turned up to the point that the radiators are going to explode while we sleep…